Fitness Influencers are Pretending to be Monkeys

@kurtisconner 

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3 weeks ago | [YT] | 1,400

@totestazz24

Long haired Kurtis looks like he could convince us all to join a commune in the 60s that’s totally not a cult whatsoever.

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 10,000

@alexfitz2540

“you’re monkeying around pathetically” rhyming with yosemite… this monkey rap unironically goes off i fear

3 weeks ago (edited) | [YT] | 4,000

@visionary420

“I’m swinging on vines Jane said you last 6 seconds” followed by Kurtis laughing like he didn’t just say the most fucking fire line ever

3 weeks ago (edited) | [YT] | 925

@elli_lovesmusic

The fact that they're friends makes me so happy actually

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 726

@necronival

"Call me key I'm surrounded by peel" this is the tortured poet taylor swift was talking about

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 11,000

@billbill6094

Monkeyfluencers are the future. No unhealthy overpriced products, no capitalizing off body dysmorphia, just pure Monke.

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 21,000  

@AriesDaFairy

lost the opportunity to say “they’re going absolutely apesh*t “ instead of monkey mode😭😭

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 252

@mcgee779

I know a guy who tried going barefoot for the “benefits” and on day one, he stepped on broken glass. At least he clowns on himself for it lmao

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 120

@Victoria-jc9ip

"she do the walk of shame on her knuckles" is crazyyy😭

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 14,000

@ZoE-zd3qz

Beatboxing puppy

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 10,000

@chaoticartistz1260

Therapist: Long haired kurtis isnt real he cant hurt you long haired kurtis:

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 286

@salty.pangolin7654

“Call me key I’m surrounded by peel” goes SO unironically hard

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 142

@michaelrogers6008

" Now I may not be a monkey genetically, homo-sapiens, technically" holy sweet balls of fire that was lit as hell

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 4,000

@pilar8323

Who the hell is complaining that the sketches go on for too long? That's my favorite thing about these kind of commentary channels.

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 1,800

@Pockeywn

cut-away sketches that go on a little bit too long is like a defining element of this niche of the genre. like drew gooden? danny gonzolaz? they all have those like thats the main thing ive noticed about that sort of sphere

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 72

@officialblimp

I like how happy the people on the retreat were to be climbing the trees, and the fact that the two Tarzans are both friends! that’s so cute :)

3 weeks ago (edited) | [YT] | 44

@sourstrawberryshortcake

Met Kurtis once in public. He threw a water bottle at my head and called me ugly. Absolutely bananas 🥰

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 29,000

@realyangjj

Curtain may nit be pregnant but he always delivers

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 4,400

@gamingdelight7810

It's not that his bits go on too long, it's that they slowly get more and more chaotic to the point you forgot what the bit was 💀

2 weeks ago | [YT] | 42