Fitness Influencers are Pretending to be Monkeys

@kurtisconner 

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1 month ago | [YT] | 1,500

@totestazz24

Long haired Kurtis looks like he could convince us all to join a commune in the 60s that’s totally not a cult whatsoever.

1 month ago | [YT] | 11,000

@ZoE-zd3qz

Beatboxing puppy

1 month ago | [YT] | 11,000

@AriesDaFairy

lost the opportunity to say “they’re going absolutely apesh*t “ instead of monkey mode😭😭

1 month ago | [YT] | 896

@Pockeywn

cut-away sketches that go on a little bit too long is like a defining element of this niche of the genre. like drew gooden? danny gonzolaz? they all have those like thats the main thing ive noticed about that sort of sphere

1 month ago | [YT] | 428

@Victoria-jc9ip

"she do the walk of shame on her knuckles" is crazyyy😭

1 month ago | [YT] | 15,000

@alexfitz2540

“you’re monkeying around pathetically” rhyming with yosemite… this monkey rap unironically goes off i fear

1 month ago (edited) | [YT] | 4,900

@gamingdelight7810

It's not that his bits go on too long, it's that they slowly get more and more chaotic to the point you forgot what the bit was 💀

4 weeks ago | [YT] | 193

@salty.pangolin7654

“Call me key I’m surrounded by peel” goes SO unironically hard

1 month ago | [YT] | 357

@necronival

"Call me key I'm surrounded by peel" this is the tortured poet taylor swift was talking about

1 month ago | [YT] | 12,000

@billbill6094

Monkeyfluencers are the future. No unhealthy overpriced products, no capitalizing off body dysmorphia, just pure Monke.

1 month ago | [YT] | 21,000  

@officialblimp

I like how happy the people on the retreat were to be climbing the trees, and the fact that the two Tarzans are both friends! that’s so cute :)

1 month ago (edited) | [YT] | 171

@ShinyGalarianZigzagoon

"Toe sucker 2: Something is afoot" goes unequivocally hard

1 week ago | [YT] | 32

@sourstrawberryshortcake

Met Kurtis once in public. He threw a water bottle at my head and called me ugly. Absolutely bananas 🥰

1 month ago | [YT] | 30,000

@michaelrogers6008

" Now I may not be a monkey genetically, homo-sapiens, technically" holy sweet balls of fire that was lit as hell

1 month ago | [YT] | 4,300

@ohnomylasagna

“im swimgin on vine all day, jane said you last 6 seconds” im screaming like monkey at these baes omfg

1 month ago | [YT] | 105

@GarnetHeartIllustrations

Not the “you wouldn’t download a car” music for Toe Sucker 2 😂😂😂

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 58

@evilfrogking

ngl 1500 euro for an excursion like that is pretty reasonable. like, so many influencers charge 10k to breathe their air for that many days, really feels like this guys actually really enjoys what he's doing and wants to share it

1 month ago | [YT] | 4,500  

@xoxomishka

"reject modernity embrace monke" we all chant in unison

1 month ago | [YT] | 5,900

@lany1534

i started this movement and i love it!! everyday they have foot-check ins, where they lick our feet to tell if they’re sweaty (if they’re sweaty we get kicked out because it means we’ve been wearing shoes which is illegal)

3 weeks ago | [YT] | 36