this is the GREATEST talent

this woman is a MOOD

she said this SO QUICK too 💀💀

this answer is CRAZY 💀

i cant believe a man would say THAT!!!

he buried WHAT at disneyworld???

this left me SPEECHLESS! 😳

i cant believe he did ALL OF THIS just to get laid...

I cant believe I said this at my brothers WEDDING

PLEASE SHUT UP ABOUT DRY JANUARY!!!!

I CANT BELIEVE I FOUND MY TWIN!!!

this stranger is a bold face LIAR!!!

i shouldn’t have taken edibles for this..

another rocky interaction with a straight couple

I had no idea my dog would react like this!!

wow this little story was a rollercoaster...

this christmas cocktail needs to be BANNED

tried out 5 minute crafts holiday decor and WOW do I regret that....

this is exactly why we should bring back SHAME

well that wasn't what i expected... (BAY AREA: im performing on december 9.. get tickets below)

cant get enough of julia fox's book on @audible #sponsored

this gives the YMCA song a whole new meaning

now THIS is a death row meal....

Wake up and smell the tacos... toasted breakfast tacos with potato, bacon, or sausage at @TacoBell!

strangers describing Taylor Swift in 3 words...

you had a whole WHAT inside of you??!?

in my defense, my adhd was crazy during this

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